Finally!
I
arrived to the hands of my rightful owner weeks, two months, after I had every
reason to expect – and the same goes for him. He had every right to expect me
to accompany him on his trip and arrive at his final destination along with him
and his wife.
Things
got messed up even before the fateful journey. But first let me tell you a
little about myself. I am a custom-made ash handle, technically a snath, for an
Austrian scythe that was featured, if you remember, in the March 10th
edition of Cool Tools. My eventual owner was a faithful follower of that blog
and, I came to learn, determined to have the scythe for the country plot he was
developing in Brazil, along with his part-Brazilian wife.
They
came to the States in May and after a failed attempt to purchase the object of
his desire directly at the site in Sumney, Tennessee, he initiated his
successful effort to obtain his scythe through the Maine company. I learned
most of this later, of course, from conversations I picked up over the years,
though some of my information I garnered from the carpenter who created me
during the early part of July, 2012. If
you’re wondering how I came to have such a sophisticated vocabulary, at
least for a simple farm tool, it was mostly thanks to this early carpenter, who
listened to her radio while she worked. It was always tuned to NPR or the
university station and I heard a lot of literary talk as well as stuff like Lake
Woebegoen and Car City. As I said, I was customed-made – I mean how many tool
handles are custom-made nowadays? But this is part of the excellence of the …
scythe: it takes into account the size and proportions of the purchaser, the
person who is going to be wielding the blade. I admit that I got a bit of
ribbing from the other handles that were being fashioned at the same time
because I was clearly the shortest, and it bothered me at the time partly
because I was young and immature but mostly because I had no idea of the
adventures that were in store for me. Had I known I could have turned them all
green with envy.
By July
16th I was ready to be packaged up and mailed off to an address in
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. I overheard comments to the effect that my new owner
was impatient to receive me and I soon learned the reason for his hurry. He and
his wife had tickets to leave, for Brazil of all places, on the 31st
of that month.
I
already expected a short owner so I wasn’t at all disappointed to meet the guy,
short, yes, but well-proportioned, a full but neatly trimmed beard, and kind,
intelligent blue eyes. I was delighted when the first day, as soon as he picked
me up in my awkward packaging, long and odd-shaped, he unpacked and assembled
me. Frankly I was excited to meet my companion, the beaten-steel blade that
looks like the grim-reaper’s tool. You should understand that this meeting was
like an arranged marriage and if all went well it would be for life, as long as
we both should survive. I’m afraid I’m getting a little breathless here but
suffice it to say that our first hours together, swinging gracefully across a
soft summer lawn, me doing my part as intermediary between our owner’s
inexperienced but honest strokes and my partner’s exquisite slicing skills. ah,
those virgin moments were unforgettable, forever engraved in my fibers.
But
the coming weeks would test our love and our patience. Soon the voyage date
arrived and the car was filled with my owners’ luggage – had I told you my
owner is married, to a short plump mostly mild-mannered woman a bit older than
he? – including the fine blade that was my sworn companion, packed separately
because I was too long to fit in the duffle bag. Anyway, as I sat in their
hosts’ garage watching the packing proceedings, a moment came when the doors
were closed and the car drove off – without me! I can’t tell you, unless you
already know, how painful it is to be abandoned. All kinds of questions came to
my mind. Wasn’t I good enough? Was there another snath I didn’t know about?
Would I ever again experience the joy of swinging across a field as my blade
sliced the fragrant grass?
I
swooned in despair, but then jolted awake as my owner’s cousin rushed into the
garage, grabbed me and took off in her car. I heard her tell her husband that
she’d gotten a call regarding me, and the request that she take me to be
rejoined to my folks. Oh bliss! I was wanted after all.
The
next few hours were exciting. First I was placed in a hold next to the engine
of a bus, along with many bags, and still insecure, I wondered if I would be
found, but not to worry. I was taken with the rest of the luggage to a counter
where my passage was discussed, because I was too long to go as regular baggage
but too light and skinny to warrant the high fee for extra baggage. They
decided to take me as a courtesy item! Can you believe that? courtesy! I felt
that my life was charmed.
Well.
Jumbled and tossed around with countless bags of all sorts and shapes, I ended
up in a large compartment of an airplane that was bigger than anything I could
have imagined. Just the roar of the engine would have scared the wits out of me
if I weren’t already suffused with an overcharge of emotions. I confess that I
fell asleep again, barely raised an eyebrow when they switched us to another plane,
and didn’t wake up fully until I was being carried from the plane to a conveyor
belt with all the other baggage. Hundreds of people stood around the edge of
the belt, grabbing whatever bags they could get their hands on. It was bedlam!
and it frightened me, but I kept my cool and trusted that my owner would show
up sooner or later.
Ah,
cruel betrayal. Soon I was left with just a few other bags, three of which I
recognized as my mates, spinning round and round slowly on the belt as the area
emptied out, an eerie silence descended and the lights were dimmed. In the
penumbra a man, singing softly in a language I didn’t know, picked us all off
the belt and took us to a deposit that they called ‘bagagem perdida,’ or lost baggage.
Me, the two red duffles and the lime green one were bagagem perdida, lost in what I eventually learned was the
international airport of Rio de Janeiro. Only the big orange suitcase was
missing, and I prayed that it had managed to travel with the folks.
“They
will find us,” the travel-experienced duffles assured me. After some effort I
found the shape of my blade, resting comfortably in the bottom of the large red
duffle. So I tried to relax and
learn what I could from adversity. I liked the singing, but not the yelling –
day-in and day-out. Noisy people, these Brazilians.
One
day they came and fetched the green duffle. Two workers. One of them argued for
taking all of us. “They all came in together,” he said. “Look at the tags: all
started out from Newark on July 31.” But they other was adamant, “I only have
paperwork for the green bag. Different names on the tags.” Of course, I
thought, my owners are a couple, and they have separate names. Woe are we, the
red duffles and me.
A few
days later they came and got us. I was so hopeful! But they took us back where
we came from, all the way back to Newark. Now I lost all hope. How would they
ever find us? Long story short, they finally got it straight, but not without
another major bit of drama. We were fetched again, and routed back to Rio, then
the two duffles went off and I was alone once more.
All
I can say is that the resilient fibers of the ash tree that made me also
sustained me throughout my ordeal. I felt an inner strength even as I thought
all was lost, even my last companion, the red duffle carrying my blade. But two
months after the original flight, they put me on a new flight, to Brasilia, and
soon I was reunited with all that was dear to me – the hands of my owner and
the silken steel of my blade.
Now
in the peace of the farm where I live, on a high plateau in Central Brazil, I
have time to reflect on the near miracle of a skinny stick, considered courtesy
baggage, surviving amid the chaos of huge plane holds and huger airport
deposits. I know there must be a guardian angel of snaths, and I am grateful.
I love The Snath's Tale! And wow! the piles of grass in the pictures are impressive! Hats off to you short, plump, and mostly mild-mannered woman and husband, owner of the snath!
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